THE UNTAMED BTS
mr. bamboo shoot & mr. pineapple
yibo just needs some attention
Translation note: “gou zai zai” (狗崽崽) is a Sichuan/Chongqing term typically utilized by parents toward their children as an affectionate nickname.
Wei Wuxian: That’s ridiculous! Lan Zhan doesn’t have a crush on me.
Nie Huaisang: Yes he does.
Jiang Cheng: Yes he does.
Lan Wangji: Yes I do.
Lan Wangji: We’re having a baby.
Lan Sizhui: Oh, congra-
Wei Wuxian, slamming adoption papers onto the table: It’s you, sign here.
“Sometimes I don’t realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weird”
-Wei Wuxian (most likely)
Jiang Cheng: What’s your favorite color?
Wei Wuxian: Lan Zhan.
Wei Wuxian: Wait, what was the question again?



